coolator:

No officer, you don’t understand! You put the gun in your hands, but you don’t pull the trigger. Why are you arresting me?? IT’S A METAPHOR!!!

(via allkillernofiller)

laughfloor:

where’s the fucking rent

laughfloor:

where’s the fucking rent

(Source: aliceneedsadrink, via thefuuuucomics)

gabrielrobertflores:

a foggy morning downtown

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ronyoblind:

justanothergreyface:

magicallyalexa:

Disney Characters and Little Characters

Disney Moments

(not my photos)

Oh my god that last one.

Baby’s First Smoulder.

Baby’s First Smoulder.

(via thefuuuucomics)

a haiku for the bus driver who deliberately drove past me

slimmof112:

I swear to god bruh
Let me catch you in the streets
Bruh I swear to god

(Source: illmont, via allkillernofiller)

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neyruto:

i had the most surreal experience of my life at the mall i was standing by one of those god forsaken meme t-shirt stands and a sweaty pre-teen boy pointed to a shirt and yelled “gandam style” and started to half-heartedly do the dance without taking his eyes off of the shirt. his face was so red. he was tired.

(via allkillernofiller)

titytwochainz:

I need this

titytwochainz:

I need this

(via optimisticallyoverwhelmed)

eden-crossing:

vulcanprincessx:

damn straight

*royals by lorde plays slowly in the background*

eden-crossing:

vulcanprincessx:

damn straight

*royals by lorde plays slowly in the background*

(via thefuuuucomics)

aubsticle:

this is my favorite internet phenomenon that i have experienced since i joined tumblr three years ago.

(Source: buzzfeed, via dickraftlovecunt)